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Not only do kids say the darndest things but cry over the darndest things as well. Most times, they’ll cry over something absolutely ridiculous and parents can do nothing but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

I’m an #assholeparent because I threw her a birthday party and we were all singing happy birthday to her. Via @branndylou

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He doesn’t have a third hand to hold a frisbee as well so I’m an #assholeparent Via @liz_beandog

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I won’t open the window. So I’m an #assholeparent because it’s 40° and I want to be warm. Via @rydersmommy531

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He asked for a snack. Apparently, yogurt isnt one… So I’m an #assholeparent Via @laughlinan

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I wouldn’t let her rob some lady’s purse at karate so I’m an #assholeparent Via @arosierealtor

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She didn’t want to swing and she didn’t want to get down so I’m an #assholeparent Via @tay_te_

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No yoghurt 15 minutes before dinner so I’m an #assholeparent. Via @tinaharrisment

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I won’t give him more candy so I’m an #assholeparent Via @sokonotes

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Because we can’t find the other Hulk hand, I’m an #assholeparent Via @dwilkening

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Took away the orange bowl he kept throwing on the floor. Now I’m an #assholeparent Via @6tinyhumans

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When you don’t let your daughter drink the dogs water… So I’m an #assholeparent Via @ltkbg1

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