10 Awesomely Funny Onesies For Your Kids

Gone are the days of pastel colors and cutesy sayings. There are some times in life where it’s totally appropriate to have an inappropriate sense of humor, especially when it comes to your kids attire.

It’s not often we get away with it — but when your kids are too young to realize what their shirt says, that’s the perfect time to throw them in one of these 10 awesomely funny onesies. Now’s the time to take advantage of the fact that we can dress them how we want, inappropriate or not and save the photo evidence for their wedding.

1. That awkward moment when your mom sniffs your butt in front of your friends.

2. I drink until I pass out.

3. Don’t look at me, that smell is comin’ from my dad!

4. I’m not allowed to date EVER!

5. Ah do pardon me my good sir, but I believe I may have shat in my pantaloons.

6. I shizzled in my dizzle. For rizzle.

7. I don’t always drink milk, but when I do I prefer Dos Boobies.

8. Call of Doody, Brown Ops.

9. I just did 9 months on the inside.

10. I’m silently correcting your grammar.