Nobody Likes a Cockblock – A Children’s Book For Adults Who Aren’t Getting Any

Cockblocking by children is a serious condition that affects millions of parents around the world.

Nobody Likes a Cockblock is a 32-page full color paperback children’s book for adults that is all about moms and dads trying to get their groove on, while their kids pull out all the stops to prevent any funny business.

You’re just about to partake in a long overdue session of ‘horizontal hula’ and your baby starts crying the second things go down. You’re just about to break that month-long day dry spell and your damn kid uses this time as a perfect opportunity to crap themselves. Sound familiar?

It’s almost like they have sensors in their teeny brains that are specifically designed to prevent additional siblings…  and our happiness.

Get it here now and amaze your cockblockee friends, loved ones and those darn cockblockers.

Before your book arrives, you can enjoy the full read along of Nobody Like a Cockblock here on this video:

Here is a small excerpt from the book:

The stars are out,

it’s dark outside.

I can see that there’s sleep

inside of your eyes.

Stay warm in your bed,

on our door do not knock.

Because nobody likes

a cockblock.

The train’s leaving the station,

it’s about to go down.

My ticket is stamped

for a trip to Pound Town.

Your job is to sleep like the heaviest rock.

Because nobody likes a cockblock.

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