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Toddler : (noun) Emotional unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting into a loveable cuddle-monster.

A Mall Santa Went The Extra Mile To Make An Autistic Child Feel Comfortable

Like most parents at Christmas, 36-year-old Mom Erin Deely takes her 6-year-old son Brayden to her local mall to take a picture with Santa. After turning 3, Brayden was diagnosed with...

These Vintage Scary Easter Bunny Pictures Will Scare Your Kids Sh*tless

These vintage Easter Bunnies look like they're straight out of a Donnie Darko sequel. These furry horrors should be caught before handing out any more 'candy'. Want more? Check...

Mom Photographer Creates Amazing Whimsical Children’s Portraits

Amanda Campbell is a stay at home mom, a wife, and an amazing photographer. She makes the impossible come to life through photography and a little help...
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Like The Rest Of Us, Siri Struggles Having A Conversation With A Toddler

Trying to talk to Siri on your iPhone is a lot like having a discussion with a toddler — they constantly interrupt, respond with an answer we'd never expect,...

10 Perfect Examples Of What Mommy Says vs. What Kids Hear

Kids don't listen... and when they do, completely misinterpret what we are trying to tell them. These 10 perfect examples of what mommy says vs. what kids...

10 Hilarious Tweets About Life With Toddlers

Raising a baby is tough but nothing has prepared you for the 'toddler' phase. Many parents believe that life with toddlers is more challenging than anything a baby can...

Teaching a Toddler To Use a Cup Without a Lid

Teaching a toddler to use a cup without a lid is just plain funny.
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Kid Wants To Go To A Broccoli Farm Instead Of The Circus

In this hilarious video, the parents of 4-year-old Max, told their son that they were taking a tour of a broccoli farm so that they could surprise...
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Adorable 3-Year-Old Claire Ryann Sings ‘Part Of Your World’

Watch as ADORABLE three-year-old Claire Ryann sings 'Part Of Your World' from The Little Mermaid, her favorite pre-Frozen era song.
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An Adorable Toddler Can’t Stop Laughing At Her Dad’s Joke

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? An adorable toddler just can’t stop laughing at her dad’s classic joke. While most dads struggle to get a decent reception...

Why Becoming A Parent Is The Best Thing That’ll Ever Happen To You

This wonderful comic by lunarbaboon shows how having children brings out the eternal child in all of us. When I was a kid, I wanted to be Peter Pan, I wanted to...

Dads Epic Text Exchange With Wife After Toddler Barfs In The Car

A dad’s hysterical texts to his wife after their son vomited in the back seat are going viral Recently, a squeamish dad posted some screenshots of text messages...
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Michael McIntyre – What People Without Kids Just Don’t Know

Parents face many unique challenges. Simple tasks such as leaving the house or getting dressed become nearly impossible. You may have forgotten how easy it once was. Michael McIntyre, a hilarious British...

A Hilarious ‘Ten Little Monkeys’ Parody Written By Random Moms

When Kate Blandford posted a hilarious 'Ten Little Monkeys' parody on her Facebook page, she had no idea it would become an instant hit with other parents - and Redditors. After...
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This Toddler Is Not Buying Dads Crazy Theory On Snow

She sees right through his bullshit.

Mom Explains Why She Doesn’t Teach Kids To Share

Should You Teach Kids to Share? Written by Beth for PopSugar.com There is a sharing policy at my son's preschool. It's a parent-run co-op, so we have to have...
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Why Parents Get Nothing Done Around The House

Have you ever been asked "You've been home all day, why aren't you getting more done?" and you just want to scream? Parents know that cleaning up after...

20 Creepy Santa Photos That Will Scare The Sh*t Out Of Your Kids

'You'd better be good for goodness sake' takes on a whole new meaning with these Santa's from the past. I would slip my child a vial of holy...

Toddler Makes A Huge Mess And Shows Off His ‘Just Let Me Explain’ Face

This toddler got into the flour and made a huge mess. His expression looks like a construction worker explaining why the project is over budget and is going...

12 Kids Who Are Pissed Off At Their Parents For Ridiculous Reasons

Not only do kids say the darndest things but cry over the darndest things as well. Most times, they'll cry over something absolutely ridiculous and parents can do nothing but laugh...
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This Dad’s Not Going To Win Father Of The Year Award

To his credit, he did save her from a vicious shadow monster. Possible "Dad of the Year Award" candidate?

Louis C.K Teaches His Daughter About Life Being Unfair

In an episode of “Louie”, comedian Louis C.K’s teaches his daughter about how life be can be unfair and provides and excellent example on equality. A fair world would be...

30 Awesome Elf On The Shelf Ideas

Because Elf just sitting on a shelf was so last year.  
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GoPro Captures Toddler’s POV Playing Hide And Seek

Dan Iverson attaches a GoPro to his toddler son and starts playing hide and seek. The results are absolutely adorable.

It’s Not Illegal To Call A Toddler An Asshole Meme

Any parent of a toddler will completely understand this toddler meme. Who else would beg for a glass of juice, only to pour it over the cat's head. Please share and...

13 Things Your Toddler Can Do But You Can’t

Here are 13 Things Your Toddler Can Do But You Can't! via nickmom

20 Kids Who Plain Suck At Hide And Seek

If you can't find any kids in this post, it's because they're true hide-and-seek masters! I'm kidding. As anyone who has kids knows, children are like ostriches: if...
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Adorable Toddler Was Caught Saying Her Good Night Prayer On Camera

Two-year-old Sutton was caught on a baby monitor by her mother saying her good night prayer. Sutton mentions everyone from parents to her grandma to even Santa...

Disney World Planning Tips For a Stress Free Vacation

A trip to Disney World is a childhood rite of passage. Despite the fact that there are rides galore, fun in the sun and some very magical...

GIRL’S ADORABLE REACTION AFTER FINDING OUT SHE GETS CANDY ON HALLOWEEN

This little girl’s adorable reaction is priceless after her father explained to her that people will give her candy on Halloween. Kids absolutely love Halloween. They get to...
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A Two-Year-Old’s Morbid Solution To The Trolley Problem

The dark side is strong with this one. The trolley problem, a classic ethics experiment which asks you to imagine a trolley headed toward a track that five people...

25 Little White Lies All Parents Tell Their Kids

Being a parent is a hard job and sometimes it's easier to lie to your kids to end the constant barrage of questions. Fact: Parents lie to their...

Inappropriate Pictures That Have Appeared In Kids Books

Somehow these 22 inappropriate pictures made their way into your kids' books. yikes.
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Mom Is Recording Her Kids When She Discovers Something Horrible! All Parents Should Watch...

As a parent, this video footage sent chills up my spine. Luckily, thanks to mom reacting quickly, it has a happy ending. It can happen in the blink...

Day Care Sign For Parents To ‘Get Off Your Phone!’ Is Going Viral

Juliana Farris Mazurkewicz was picking up her children a day care in Houston, TX, when she noticed a new sign placed on the door for all parents to...

Nobody Likes a Cockblock – A Children’s Book For Adults Who Aren’t Getting Any

Cockblocking by children is a serious condition that affects millions of parents around the world. Nobody Likes a Cockblock is a 32-page full color paperback children's book for...

The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said To Their Parents

Kids say the darndest things, and also the damn right creepiest. A simple miscommunication between adults and kids can send a chill down your spine. Kids don't understand death, but...

A Toddler’s List Of Dinner Demands

A toddler is only willing to eat dinner after you meet their harsh demands. 1. You must hold me. 2. You must feed me. 3. I must...

The 4 Levels Of Parenting Fears

DarnKid has compiled an infographic detailing the 4 levels of parenting fears.  

The Most Interesting Parent In The World

Random thoughts from The Most Interesting Parent In The World... “When I fly with my baby, people change their seats to be closer to us."

Mom’s Hilarious Stick Figure Cartoons Highlight The Reality Of Parenting

Katie Kirby, 35, a mother of two little boys, creates hilarious stick figure cartoons that depict the reality of parenting, from chickenpox to temper tantrums. She shares her...

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Funny Conversations Between Dad And Daughter

Indianapolis based blogger James Breakwell, also known as XplodingUnicorn,  is definitely one of the funniest dads on Twitter. Every day he tweets all the funny conversations between dad and...

10 Hilarious Things Your Toddler Finds Devastating

1- You took a bite of your toddler’s food. This is darned and has turned whatever is on their plate into gutter trash. Toddler food sharing goes...

Mom Lists 20 Things She Never Thought She’d Say Before Raising Boys

Life with boys is different. Boys mess things up, girls are messed up. Boy's do damage that you can measure in dollars, girls leave scars in your...

The 40 Best Books For Kids According To Reddit

If you’re looking for the absolute best books for kids that have been parent tested and approved, you've come to the right place. Reading is extremely important for...
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Mom Captures The Agony Of Getting A Toddler To Eat

Hello, I am a toddler. Tomorrow I will hate every food I liked today. Getting a toddler to eat is an art, a very frustrating art. They will only ever...

Float On: A Guide To Teaching Kids How To Learn To Float

There’s a reason the phrase "floating through life" conjures images of gentle meandering — floating is a deeply relaxing activity. More importantly, it’s an indispensable skill for...

Unintentionally Inappropriate Kids Drawings

Children see the world a lot differently than adults do and their artwork is a perfect example of this. An innocent picture of a lighthouse could be interpreted...

What Parenting Really Looks Like In 50 Hilarious Pictures

All those lovely family pictures you see on Facebook are totally accurate right? Kids are smiling, locked in an embrace. Mom and dad look rested, with not a...
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If Moms Talked to Each Other The Same Way They Talk to Their Kids

No wonder our children don't listen to us. We treat them like assholes. Three moms from the hilarious YouTube channel The BreakWomb sit down together and show how absolutely ridiculous...
When A Kid In Thrown In The Air How The Father Sees It Vs How The Mother Sees It

Kid Thrown In The Air Meme: How Dad Sees It Vs How Mom...

Kid Thrown In The Air Meme:  How Dad Sees It Vs How Mom Sees It..... it's all about perspective.  

Everyday Parenting Problems Captured on Instagram

Photos of picture-perfect families clogging up your Instagram feed? It’s time to start following Average Parent Problems. Ilana Wiles, a working Mom from New York City, runs a...

Study: Children Are 800% Worse When Their Mothers Are In The Room

A study out of the University of Washington Department of Psychology has revealed that children are 800% worse when their mothers are in the room. If the...

The Most Popular Pinterest Hack For Kids

The single most popular life hack for kids on Pinterest is simply putting a 3M hook on the back of your high chair to hold your child's plethora...

Realistic Body Shaped Barbie Dolls Released

It's been 57 years since Barbie  first hit the shelves, and finally Barbie has grown up (and out). Mattel has unveiled new Barbie's outside of the traditional ' Anorexic...

Children Books To Help Turn Your Kid Into A Good Eater

Read these books with your kids to help turn them into a more adventurous eater. It's important for parents to expose their kids to a wide variety of...

The New Parent Sleep Quiz – Did You Get Enough Sleep Last Night?

Darnkid presents the 'The New Parent Sleep Quiz' which poses the simple question, did you get enough sleep last night? I already know your answer.  

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